TRUE TALES OF INDUHVIDUALS

Normally I would include in this section all of the tales of Induhviduals reported by vigilant DNRC operatives in the field. Today I
have only one, because after this one, nothing else will seem Induhvidually enough:

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One of my co-workers (who is originally from Arkansas, just FYI) told me one day that he knew for a fact that sex feels better for
women than it does for men. I asked, “How do you figure that?” His reply was (and I am not making this up!), “Because when you put
your finger in your ear and wiggle it around, it feels better to your ear than it does to your finger.”